Sunday, October 19, 2025

CANDELARIA by Melissa Lozada-Oliva

I cannot think of anything good to say about this novel.  We have three generations of women here—sisters Paola, Bianca, and Candy, along with their mother Lucia, and her mother Candelaria.  However, this is not only a family drama (I guess); it is also a zombie story.  The action whips back and forth between Christmas Eve and the preceding year.  To say that this novel is very hard to follow is an understatement, with floating see-through televisions, characters eating other characters quite nonchalantly, and conversations where it is unclear who is speaking.  How exactly the zombies come into being is still a mystery to me, but it has to do with a cultish workout center called The Women’s Stone. Paola, who has renamed herself to Zoe after having disappeared for a decade, lands a job as a spin class instructor there and soon comes to suspect that something fishy is going on.  Candy, who did a stint in rehab after a drug overdose, becomes pregnant by Bianca’s dead ex-boyfriend, goes to an abortion clinic where they drug her and send her home, still pregnant, and is basically carrying some kind of messiah for the undead.  I couldn’t quite determine if this novel was supposed to be farcical or a serious horror story, but it was a nightmare to read, one way or the other.

My copy of this book was an advance reader’s edition, and the numerous typos further tarnished my reading experience.  Words and phrases were frequently left out or duplicated, and letters were transposed to form other legitimate but inappropriate words.

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