Wednesday, June 10, 2026

BEAUTYLAND by Marie-Helene Bertino

Adina is secretly an extra-terrestrial in a human body, born to a human mother, and has been sent to report on the life of earthlings. She communicates with her alien people by fax surreptitiously.  Her communiques are filled with keen observations, although occasionally she draws an errant but humorous conclusion.  She sends wise reflections on irrational human behaviors, customs, and beliefs to her superiors, but their replies are terse and not exactly encouraging.  Even so, Adina longs to fit in with her human counterparts but is an alien in numerous ways.  When asked to report on a sporting event, she describes the grass, the players, their interactions with the coaches, but nothing about the outcome.  Her response to her exasperated editor is that everyone knows the outcome, and her readers surprisingly agree.  Adina eventually discovers that her missives to another world are of interest to her fellow humans on Earth, and she receives a more positive response from her human audience than she ever received via fax. One thing that I did not like about this book is the format.  I prefer traditional chapter breaks, but this novel, although the timeline is sequential, has a break every few paragraphs, making it feel a little choppy to me.  Still, I found Adina’s story tender and hopeful about humankind in a way that Theo of Golden is not.  It also does what Orbital failed to do, which is move you.

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

BAD BAD GIRL by Gish Jen

If you think that Gish Jen’s novel about her mother will be a loving homage, guess again.  Her mother endured the Japanese occupation of Shanghai during WWII, then emigrated, by herself, to the U.S. after college, and obtained her master’s degree.  She then got married before completing her dissertation for her PhD and raised five children, with Gish being the second, following her brother Reuben.  However, Gish’s memories of her mother, who died in her 90s during Covid, are anything but fond.  While Gish was a child, her mother beat her regularly.  Even as an adult, Gish was constantly seeking attagirls from her mother, but none were forthcoming.  Gish’s mantra seems to be “Look what I did for you, and you didn’t even thank me.”  Then there’s Gish’s “beloved father,” also Chinese, who beat her with a metal stake to the point that the injuries kept her out of gym class for three months.  I cannot fathom why she adored him.  There was one humorous anecdote where Gish and a female classmate lobbied to be allowed to take shop in school.  They were granted the concession of being able to use the shop after class, and the shop teacher is a riot.  However, this one incident does not salvage this otherwise very depressing novel.  I suppose that writing this novel was cathartic and validating for the author, but reading it was not a pleasant experience.

Sunday, May 31, 2026

THE REFORMATORY by Tananarive Due

Like The Nickel Boys by Colson Whitehead, this novel takes place at a Florida reform school for boys.  It’s 1950, and the KKK terrorizes Black people, and their children can land in the notorious Gracetown School, based on the real Dozier School, for minor scuffles, like kicking a white boy.  Robert Stephens is 12 years old and has been in the care of his 16-year-old sister since their father, a union organizer and civil rights activist, has had to flee to Chicago.  Young Robert’s sentence at the reformatory is supposed to be only six months, but his father’s reputation marks him for bullying by both the other students and the administration.  His ability to see the ghosts of the boys who have died there earns him a potential reprieve, but “catching haints” has its own set of consequences.  If he fails to deliver, he will be whipped, left in a shed overnight, and be raped by the headmaster, but Robert feels a kinship with the ghosts, who don’t want to be turned to dust and collected in the headmaster’s jar.  His dilemma drives him to a dangerous decision that drives the most gripping part of the book.  The gruesome tortures that the boys endure are not recounted in such a way as to give the reader nightmares, but they certainly left me hoping that the evil men would get their due. Sadly, the administrators of the real Dozier School never paid a price for their cruelty and for the deaths of the boys whose lives they cut short.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

GODWIN by Joseph O'Neill

An elusive African soccer phenom, dubbed Godwin, barely appears in the novel, other than in black and white soundless video.  In fact, the first section of the novel is about a cooperative of technical writers in Pittsburgh with two women as co-leads, Annie and Lakesha.  Mark, a member of the co-op, gets into a scuffle with office security, and takes some accrued time off.  Timing is everything, ass his half-brother, Geoff, hoodwinks Mark into coming to Europe to help with a business opportunity.  Why not?  Except that Geoff is sleazy and unreliable, not to mention broke.  Mark is obviously being taken for a ride at his own expense.  This is where the soccer video surfaces, as Geoff wants to find Godwin and become his agent.  This tale morphs into a wild goose chase of epic proportions with a side dish of dirty office politics involving a proxy fight at the co-op.  These two storylines are equally compelling, although a French soccer agent’s longwinded account of the quest to find Godwin is a little too detailed.  Do we care that Godwin’s hunting skills are just as astonishing as his soccer skills?  How the co-op and soccer plotlines converge at the end is a very pleasant surprise.  I found this book to be a refreshing break from the usual family drama and romantic liaisons.  There actually is some family drama here, but not in the usual sense and not as the main attraction.

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

LONG ISLAND by Colm Tóibín

You don’t have to have read Brooklyn to enjoy this novel, but it helps.  This novel takes place two decades later, and Eilis’s husband, Tony, has fathered a child with another woman.  That woman’s husband intends to leave the baby on Eilis’s doorstep after it is born.  Eilis is having none of it, vowing never to raise that child, and makes plans to visit Ireland for her mother’s 80th birthday.  On her previous visit two decades ago, Eilis and Jim Farrell fell in love, but Eilis left abruptly because she was already secretly married to Tony.  Now the tables are turned, because Jim is secretly engaged to the widow Nancy Sheridan, Eilis’s former best friend, while Eilis’s marriage is on the rocks.  Talk about star-crossed lovers!  These two just cannot get their timing right, and their secrets are not helping, either.  All would be well with Eilis and Jim, but Nancy is the fly in the ointment who is already making big plans for after her wedding.  I enjoyed everything about this love triangle, or quadrangle maybe. I supposed the reader could choose to be on team Tony or team Jim, but there’s really no contest.  I would put Nancy in the role of villain, but she really isn’t, until she becomes aware that Jim and Eilis still have a thing for each other.  What I did not enjoy was how the plot eventually just fizzles.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

LONG ISLAND COMPROMISE by Taffy Brodesser-Akner

Not as good as Fleishman Is in Trouble, this novel is full of despicable characters who don’t deserve what they have and are too unlikeable to care about.  It’s the story of the very wealthy Fletcher family whose lives are upended when Carl, father of three and owner of a polystyrene (Styrofoam) factory, is kidnapped.  After the ransom is paid, he returns home, but nothing remains the same.  His youngest, Jenny, is not even born when this event occurs, but as an adult she too bears the trauma that haunts her family.  All three adult kids are totally dysfunctional in their own ways and dependent on the family fortune to fund their wacky lives.  That’s not to say that this novel doesn’t have some good moments.  One of my favorites is when the middle child, Beamer, a failing screen writer, overdoses on speed.  The novel moves at breakneck speed through this episode, raising my heartrate and my expectations for more of the same, only to be disappointed when the plot returns to the silly missteps of these rich lowlifes. Jenny at least tries to break the mold by becoming a union organizer and giving away all of her money, but she, too, is rudderless, with or without the money.  The best part is the revelation about the kidnapping, which is sort of a side note near the end.

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

CREATION LAKE by Rachel Kushner

Sadie Smith is not her real name, and she’s a 34-year-old American spy for hire.  Her current job is to infiltrate and ultimately destroy a subversive commune in rural France.  She has hacked the email account of this group’s mentor, an old man named Bruno who seems more obsessed with hieroglyphics, caves, the night sky, and Neanderthals than with advising the radical group.  For me, good writing does not salvage this book, which fails as an espionage novel, since the plot lacks suspense and Sadie is completely unlikeable.  She has a certain swagger that falls short of being charismatic, and she drinks too much.  Also, she is living alone in her boyfriend’s family’s mansion, but because she’s a short-timer, she doesn’t bother throwing away her liquor bottles or washing the dishes, until she schedules a tryst with her lover from the commune.  In fact, she always drinks from the cup that is the least dirty.  Her slovenliness is a minor personality flaw compared to the manner in which she uses other people.  I get that this is her job, and she’s good at it, except for being fired by the FBI when her mark was exonerated due to entrapment.  Reading this book was not exactly a chore, but it wasn’t a delight, either.  In fact, Bruno’s musings on our prehistoric predecessors and celestial navigation were the best part.  He makes a big deal about how to locate Polaris (the North Star), although I learned that a long time ago and have since assumed that it was common knowledge.  Apparently not.  The biggest mystery of this novel is the origin of the title, and I’m going to crown The Flamethrowers as my favorite Rachel Kushner novel.